This was just too good not to post.
Last night, my Wife asked if she could paint one of my models. After the initial shock, I calmly and cooly replied, "Sure, no problem" and tried to pass it off like all the guy's wives do this kind of thing.
I'll tell you this much, I knew I was in trouble when she said to me (and this is no exaggeration)...
"Maybe I just need to drybrush it after the wash dries."
Pics of the model and the rest of the story here.